01 9 / 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via awkdinosaur)

31 8 / 2014

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

(Source: ilovepugs, via tastefullyoffensive)

31 8 / 2014

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:






The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.



The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.


My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

(Source: theamericankid, via its-a-kind-of-magic)

31 8 / 2014

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via notyouraveragecupofjoe)

31 8 / 2014

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

31 8 / 2014

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

(via kitkasimba)

31 8 / 2014

nyamennwunamawu:

Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing. 

(via kitkasimba)

31 8 / 2014

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(via kitkasimba)

31 8 / 2014

suzaku:

#irl princess bubblegum

(Source: kingbenito, via queen---beee)

31 8 / 2014

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

(via ruinedchildhood)